Vid: I kissed a girl

[bop_radar]

Vid: I kissed a girl
Artist: Katy Perry
Source: Smallville, up to 8.04
Warnings: bad dancing and PG-rated smut
Description: Clark experiments with heterosexuality
Download: direct download (35.7 MB) or streaming at YouTube, BAM or Blip
Credits: Concept by svmadelyn who clued me on to the fact that this previously irritating song was actually all about Clark! Betaed by brokenmnemonic and talitha78 *hearts*
Notes: Possibly the easiest (and silliest) vid I've ever made! :D

Comments

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Hee that was awesome! :D

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[netlynn.livejournal.com]

Wow! That was just what I needed today. 'Clark the Pimp' getting it on with all the ladies' of Smallville. Very funny and definitely one I'll watch over and over. Thanks again for the smiles, I caught myself with this huge grin during the whole thing.

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! I am glad it put a smile on your face--I grinned a LOT while making it and couldn't wait to share it. :)

[duskwillow.livejournal.com]

rotflmao!!!
I was cracking up during the whole vid! You are so right, this song works so well for Clark!
Hilarious. Hot. Loved it!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

YAY! Glad to give you giggles!

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

That vid COMPLETELY ROCKED. Ok, I've only watched it once but had to comment IMMEDIATELY. I can tell this is going to become one of the vids I rewatch most, because how can you beat the combination of humor and Clark macking on girls?

I really love all the humorous "OMG boobies" shots of Clark in the beginning parts of this--plus all the Clexy stuff everytime the boyfriend gets mentioned in the song. I also loved how appropriate this song was for Clark, because by making him the protagonist of the song you're feminizing him--and yet that's exactly what the show has always done in all his sex scenes (in the sense that he is never the actor but the reactor, the one acted upon, the one who gets his shirt torn off, etc.), so it works perfectly.

And finally, I just love that it ends with Clark looking completely gobsmacked and overcome by the first Clois kiss, because YES!!! PERFECTION!!! The totally perfect blend of hotness and humor.

*Really MUST get another Clois icon*

[redteekal.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT!!!! For the easiest and silliest vid you've ever made it was absolutely entertaining!I NEVER thought of this song like that and yet - perfect symmetry really isn't it? Considering Clex is the OTP of course Clark would have to give the hetero thing a good try at least - just in case he might be able to double his chances at getting a little sumthin' sumthin!

[serrico.livejournal.com]

Okay, so your vid description made me giggle, but the vid itself made me *howl*. That is AWESOME.

(...hey, SV's really done some spicy sex scenes over the years, helped along by that Welling fella. Huh. *stares* ;)

HEE. Excellent. Excellent! :D

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

...hey, SV's really done some spicy sex scenes over the years, helped along by that Welling fella. Huh. *stares*
I've been wanting to make an 'SV is thinly disguised porn' vid for ages--this is almost that vid! (But in the ultimate SV porn vid there would also be cars, lots more phallic imagery and probably a fair bit more violence of a hot nature!)

[taragel.livejournal.com]

Crap, that was excellent! HEE!!! Best SV vid ever. Oh so hysterical.

I loved all the shots of Clark looking completely flummoxed and then "answering to" Lex (the little shrug as chloe leaves the barn--so cute!)

I especially liked the shots of Chloe with the lollipop and Lois with the red lipstick for the cherry chapstick lines. Very nice pull there. And the bit with Ollie of course!

Oh that was fun. Crackvids for the win.

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Clark looking completely flummoxed and then "answering to" Lex (the little shrug as chloe leaves the barn--so cute!
What was awesome about that scene was I had to do practically NOTHING to it--it plays out exactly that way in canon! Ditto their later feud which was about Victoria (I just flipped the jealousy around).

Crack vids do rock! (But I can rec some other hilarious SV ones if you want...)

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

I love this!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Apparently I should feel lonely more often! \o/

[keewick.livejournal.com]

OMG, this was just freaking hilarious. I love it!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm so glad you found it funny. *BG*

[unlovablehands.livejournal.com]

hilarious.

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Hooray!

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

*jumps up and down while waving my arms around*

Perfectly hilarious. Yet sexy too! How is such a combination possible? I'll never be able to hear this song again without thinking about Clark!

*goes off to watch it a zillion more times*

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

:D YAY! You liked it!

How is such a combination possible?
Through the unholy power of Tom Welling. ;) His performance(s) made this vid eeeeeasy.

[huzzlewhat.livejournal.com]

GREATEST VIDEO EVER I MEAN IT REALLY!!!!

Whoo.

Sexy and hysterical and definitely worth rewatching. God, his face!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

HEE! *giggles at your hyperbole* I'm thrilled you liked it so much--I definitely grinned a LOT while making it.

[talitha78.livejournal.com]

YAY VID!!!

And what's this I see in the download link address? You have a website now? Cool!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

The very wonderful bananainpyjamas offered to host my vids on her website. :D She is awesomely generous!

Thanks again for the super-encouraging beta feedback! *hugs*

[butterflykiki.livejournal.com]

*sads* I can not watch! I downloaded it, and the song's there, but no video-- any suggestions as to why would be welcomed, I'd love to see this.

[butterflykiki.livejournal.com]

Aaaand now that I've downloaded the latest DiVx codecs, it's all good.

Is there such a thing as PG-13 porn? Because yowza.

[beet]

I must say, I think I could watch Tom Welling make out with anyone. ANY. ONE.

He is so fucking hot making out with people.
I think he's a bit of an exhibitionist, really. Or maybe that's just wishful thinking?? *fans self*

That said: You and Mady are BRILLIANT!! This was perfect! And Lex's pissy faces are hysterically hot, pouty, and totally perfect. And I don't think enough can be said of the million and one terrified-of-boobies faces Clark makes. Hah!! I'm so glad this song came out so they could be put to such perfect use.

The whole vid was fantastic!!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

There is nothing not good about Tom Welling making out with someone. Anyone! \o/

I think he's a bit of an exhibitionist, really.
He does a very good impression of one at least!

I don't think enough can be said of the million and one terrified-of-boobies faces Clark makes
Hee hee hee! Clark's facial expressions made the vid a cinch! There was actually a lot of footage I had to discard!

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

So awesome! You are right both on the previous irritation factor and the suitability of the song for Clark! You have vastly improved my life because now when I hear the song I can just replay the vid in my mind!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Hooray! This is a victory indeed! The song is sooo annoying but I feel exactly the same way now. I just kept vidding it in my head to Clark and then thought: the world needs to share this!

[transtempts.livejournal.com]

EEEEE! All right, I love this, and it is just so much fun!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Yay!! I would have loved to have worked in the shot from your clip but I might have to save it for a Clois vid.

[nebulist.livejournal.com]

Hee. This is awesome. Good use of those spell clips! They were well placed. And that face on :32? WTF. I also enjoyed the use of Oliver near the end.

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Oh yay! Thank you! I'm glad you liked the Ollie moment. *G*

[theclexfactor.livejournal.com]

That was incredibly adorably hot and cute and CLARK!!!

I needed to add that this will go immediately on my iPod

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

HEE! Yay! That is very flattering, thank you! (perfect icon)
If you have any trouble getting it on your ipod let me know and I can convert it for you.

[fleegull.livejournal.com]

Got to see it!!! Ha! All the times Clark tries to get away from girls!!!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Hee! There have been many...

[obsessive24.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious. Brilliant concept and I especially loved how you used his happy/bemused expressions. Fun!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Thanks! *g* clark's facial expressions are gold.

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

This was so much fun, seriously :D

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

YAY! Thank you!

[daybreak777.livejournal.com]

Bopppy! Clark!!! Porn!!! How are my friends making vids of EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO SEE?

Wow! That was awesome. I may need a cigarette. Wait, I don't smoke. Well, damn, girl! I can't be coherent! There is an episode with shirtless bad-dancing Clark??? How did I never see this???

This was fun and kinky and hot and slashy and I loved it. I may have to write a certain fic prompted recently. And:

MAXIMA!!!!!!

So much kissing! How can this be bad? Answer: It can not.

Also you are awesome. :-) Sorry, I should be more meta-ey or something, but dude there were walls and garter belts!!!

:-D Fun vids ftw!!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

There is an episode with shirtless bad-dancing Clark??? How did I never see this???
HEE! Because it's back in Season 4. And it's called Spell and is hilarious. And yes, Clark dances Very Very Badly! (And I never thought I'd get to use that in a vid!)

Also, thanks for sharing Maxima squee--that definitely added to my inspiration for this vid!

Much, MUCH kissing! Kissing for kissing's sake! I'm glad you lked it.

[nel-ani.livejournal.com]

This was SO MUCH FUN! And wow, Clark made out with a whole lot more girls than I remember. And I'd forgotten how truly hilarious him dancing is. :D

To sum up: what a fun way to start the day!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

:) Yay! Glad you liked it. It sure brightened my weekend.

[isilweth.livejournal.com]

Awesome, Boppy! HEE! What tons of fun! I imagine multiple viewings. :D

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Glad to hear it!

[carylerg.livejournal.com]

This was awesome! I'm an only occasional SV watcher, but this made me want to watch them all. :)

Also, thank you so much for transforming a song I hated into something that will now always make me giggle. Yay!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

SV makes excellent eye candy, and if you want a list of eps I drew on for this one, I mentioned them in the comments above somewhere. ;)

And yay, so glad to rid you of the annoyance related to this song (for it is indeed annoying!)