Aww, thank you for your efforts to help.

I guess I do view SV canon a bit independently already, but even if it's totally independent... why would ANYONE write this?! *weeps*

It's not just the Clana/Clois. I am wildly upset about what they did to Lex and to Oliver and to Lana as a character on her own. And all of that reflects back on Clark too. :((